||[Jan. 9th, 2004|05:00 am]
|[||state of distress
|||||oh, they took away my ability to hurt people. I am screwed.||]|
Since Erendis and Mouth have given their summary of events I feel I should
dig Mouth a deeper hole present a less-biased view of events. :D
Ioreth was supposed to do this but she reviewed the past few months and started muttering that she needed alone time with her Mouth voodoo doll so. Uh.
Fuck this cheery shit. Let us focus on the lab events.
- Mouth cannot resist my wiles.
or my jailbait icon
- Trotter sort of cracked. I didn't do it, it's all someone else's fault I bet it's that damn dirty Gwathren's!
- Gwathren sucks. In the 'sleep with Mouth while I'm busy gnawing off Six's finger for self-preservation' sense.
- Mouth tends to go evil and brainwash people. This is BAD.
- oh, at some point right between point two and three, Mouth made the lab go boom and went crazy and stuff and I think he was sane during the lab thing but he denies it. But I was there and he passed out and went evil and then commited suicide and I may have summoned a known evil thing but I AM YOUNG AND DEFENSELESS OMG don't blame me even if I'm evil too.
- I think I'm confused now.
- Erendis also sucks. Ioreth likes to make Mouth cry (a fine sport) and uh, Grima's kind of there... I cannot bully him and he does not pay attention to me so we'll skip my v. important view of his activities during all this. I think he angsted. If he can. I said all I'm going to about Trotter above and don't make me look all fragile and helpless at you. I have perfected it.
- I can make Erendis have a fit if I giggle about dead kittens!
- ehehe dead kitties.
- If any escaped, I am so screwed.
- It still isn't Mouth's (or my encouragment's) fault the lab got blown up. It was Erendis and her wraith-related activities!
- Wraiths really suck. Especially ones named Eight that have weird obsessions with tying me up.
- Stupid wraiths.
- He bit me too. And I think he cursed Erendis but she Deserves It.
- I cannot figure out how to turn off this number thing and I suspect Mouth knows I am up to something.
Hah! Free of the numerical tyranny.
I'll just be over there with a book trying to look innocent.
Oh, question. Why is Grima a large bushy black ferret? At least I think it's Grima. I'm just going by Erendis' word cause she gets really bitchy when I start questioning her replacement of her husband with a suspiciously shaped rodent.